Monday, December 5, 2011

The Bernanke Song: Don't Stop Me Now

(apologies to Freddie Mercury & Queen)

The Helicopter Ben Song

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive and the world it's blowing up Yeah!

I'm floating around in ecstasy

So don't stop me now don't stop me

'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies

With Timmy Geithner, defying the laws of gravity

I'm a racing car telling lies to the Congress

I'm gonna print print print

There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Helicopter Ben

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a Euro man of Sarkozy

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball. Don't stop me now

If you wanna get a Bail Out just give me a call

Don't stop me now (I'm wrecking the Economy, its a good time)

Don't stop me now (I'm debasing the Dollar)

I don't want to stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars

On a collision course

I am a maniac I'm out of control

I run the printing press, ready to reload

Before all the Banks

Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Helicopter Ben

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of Merkel

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me

Hey hey hey!

Don't stop me don't stop me

Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)

Don't stop me print more dollars, what a good time good time

Don't stop me don't stop me

Ooh ooh Alright

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Helicopter Ben

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman of Merkel

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball don't stop me now

If you wanna get a Bail Out

Just give me a call

Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm killing the Dollar)

Don't stop me now (Yes I'm causing Inflation)

I don't wanna stop at all

La la la la laaaa

La la la la

La la laa laa laa laaa

La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!....


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